Capo Scum

Just try it.

Social researcher Hugh Mackay said radical measures were needed to discourage car and plane travel.
"At the moment, we don't think twice about it, we just get in the car," he said. "But the idea that you might have petrol coupons, like we did after World War II, or that you might have to fill in a reason-to-fly form when you try to buy an airline ticket, that sort of stuff I would think is almost certainly in our future."

Feel free to lead by example. When you start getting round in sackcloths on a wooden bicycle, that's when I'll pay attention. Til then, don't blow it our your ass. The flatulence will destroy the planet.